10.5 things to ponder over the weekend!

1. Life has no remote control…get up and change it yourself!
2. The phrase, ‘don’t take this the wrong way’…has a zero percent success rate!
3. I’ve decided not to be pessimistic… it wouldn’t work anyway!
4. Five out of every three people… have trouble understanding fractions!
5. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns… because they taste funny?
6. Procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow!
7. We need to find our aim in life… before we run out of ammunition
8. I climbed the ladder of success …but others were smart enough to take the lift!
9. Wisdom doesn’t always come with age…sometimes age just shows up by itself!
10. Never argue with an idiot…he will drag you down to his level…and beat you with experience!
10.5. I’ve learned to take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lemon… and a shot of tequila!