Accept that some days we’re the pigeon, and some days we’re the statue.
Always keep our words soft and sweet, just in case we have to eat them.
If we can’t be kind, we need to at least have the decency to be vague.
If we lend someone €20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Never put both feet in our mouth at the same time, because then we won’t have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if we can’t dance well, just get up and dance.
When everything’s coming your way, maybe you’re in the wrong lane.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
We could learn a lot from crayons… some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull.
Some have weird names, and all are different colours, but they all have to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.